Balenciaga “Frazzledrip” Collection Marks Hillary Clinton’s Fashion Debut

The models walk down the runway, the bold red masks would draw attention to their faces and add a dramatic element to the clothing they are showcasing. 

The audience would be enthralled by the unusual twist on traditional runway presentations and would be delighted by the creative use of accessories. 

The bright red color of the masks would provide a bold pop of color against the clothing and add to the overall energy of the show.

The masks are a bold statement piece, drawing attention to the models’ faces and adding a touch of drama to the clothing they are showcasing. The audience is delighted by the creative use of accessories and the unexpected twist on a traditional runway presentation.

As the show comes to a close, the lights dim and the music changes to a lively rhythm, signaling the start of a celebration barbeque. Guests are invited to enjoy a delicious spread of grilled meats and fresh sides, while they mingle with the models and designers, basking in the glow of the successful show. The atmosphere is lively and festive, with guests laughing and chatting as they savor the delicious food and celebrate the unique and memorable event they just experienced.

“I am now a fashion mogul,” said Hillary Clinton, the rightful winner of the 2016 election were it not for Russian disinfo. Then she laughed.  It was the joyous laughter of a successful woman breaking a glass ceiling. Her laughter is infectious, spreading through the room and filling it with a sense of hope and happiness. People smile and nod in agreement, feeling proud of this woman’s achievement and inspired by her determination. 

She coughed and spat a small amorphous object, possibly a small frog,  into her drinking glass. 

“Ladies and gentlemen, it is an honor to be speaking to you today about the importance of being comfortable in your own skin.

As a woman in the fashion industry, I have seen and experienced firsthand the pressure to conform to societal beauty standards. But let me tell you, true beauty comes from within. It comes from confidence.”

She put on a mask like the one the runway models wore. A sticky red facemark that stretched awkwardly over her face.

“But it is equally important to know how to wear the skin of others.

Empathy is the ability to understand and share the feelings of others. It’s about putting ourselves in someone else’s shoes, seeing the world through their eyes, and feeling what they feel.”

She began to tell the crowd a story about how she once peeled a melon with her bare hands and teeth. The crowd was initially skeptical, but as she continued to speak with enthusiasm and humor, they were drawn in. She told the crowd that she had found herself at a picnic with no utensils and a ripe melon calling her name. So, she decided to peel it with just her hands and teeth. She demonstrated, making exaggerated biting and peeling gestures, causing the crowd to burst into laughter.

She described a bloody mess that ensued and the looks of surprise on the faces of her picnic companions. The crowd was in stitches as Hillary acted out the scene with exaggerated movements and silly sound effects.

“Oh wait. Did I say melon?” She peeled the red sticky mask off her face. “ I meant to say Melania!”, the crowd erupted into applause and laughter. From that day forward,Hllary was known as the woman who could peel a face-off with her bare hands and teeth. And whenever someone would ask her to tell the story, she would always bring the house down with her comical retelling.

Author: Tim Ozman

Host of Infinite Plane Radio. Media deconstruction since 2017. As president of the Infinite Plane Society, he has been the project manager for a growing think tank comprised of like-minded individuals.

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