NASA ASTRONOMER WARNS OF IMMINENT THREAT: HOUSE CAT-SIZED METEOR ON COURSE TO STRIKE EARTH
Washington D.C., March 19, 2023 – NASA astronomer Dr. Sarah Johnson has issued a chilling warning to the world today, as a meteor the size of a house cat hurtles toward Earth at an alarming speed. With the impact expected within the next 24 hours, Dr. Johnson has urged immediate action to prepare for the…
Keep readingSatan Spotted In Local Neighborhood Jogging; Witnesses Perplexed
Once upon a time, in a small town nestled among rolling hills, Satan decided to take up jogging. This may seem like an odd activity for the ruler of hell, but Satan was feeling bored and restless.One bright and early morning, Satan donned his best jogging clothes (all black, naturally) and set out on a…
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THE SPACE STATION IS LANDING IN CHINA #spacenews
A balloon-borne spacecraft landing in China due to the world reaching peak helium, as warned by NASA promises to be an extraordinary event. The ISS, a space-faring craft held aloft by a balloon houses a scientific laboratory and conducts groundbreaking research. The helium, which is used to maintain its buoyancy is in short supply. The…
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FORMER PRESIDENT TRUMP STARTS HYBRID SHEEP FLEECING/ INOCULATION BUSINESS #conspiratainment
The sheep grazed in the fields, their fluffy coats shining in the warm sun. They were a peaceful lot, content with their simple lives and the bounty of the earth. They had always trusted the farmer, who tended to their every need and protected them from harm. But one day, a strange man appeared in…
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ELECTROMAGNETIC PROTECTIVE GARMENTS OUTSELLING MASKS IN 2023
Dr. Jill Biden gave a talk at the Grammy’s about the importance of protective wear in the modern world. “Ladies and Gentlemen, I stand before you today to talk about a material that has completely changed my life for the better: aluminum foil. Yes, you heard it right, aluminum foil. You may be thinking, what…
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